once upon a time, there lived a humble prince who lead his fellow knights to multiple battles. sir EE-LIE-ASS was the name of such warrior. the outcome of past battles made him a bitter, forlorn man as he lost the precious lives of his knights (although many historians argued that he was gay and that his affair with sir PEA-BRAIN which was cut short when sir PEA-BRAIN died after the battle of FEMSECT made him a sad and emotionally impotent fellow).

so, sir EE-LIE-ASS always looked like or .

soon, after years of stoning about the death of his comrades during the battle of FEMSECT II (where he and his knights lost miserably when he sought revenge on sir PEA-BRAIN's death), two good-looking peasants aptly named CREASY and KING-TAUF came up to him and pledged loyalty. sir EE-LIE-ASS, with the influence of his wizard REX-LIN (whom many claimed to be the second person to be involved with sir EE-LIE-ASS) accepted the peasants and trained them as knights of the shining digis.

knowing how strong these newly trained knights were (and how good-looking they were), sir EE-LIE-ASS became as gay as the sun , something which seemed lost centuries ago.

however, before they could do battle, they had to search for the legendary digimon devices which was located far, far away from their homeland. so off these brave men went as they trotted on their imaginary llamas in search of these digimon devices. they travelled distances, humiliated themselves with a common question which sounded ridiculous to many: "uuh, sir. do you happen to have digimon 9?" how they survived the ordeal of getting laughed at, only the gay-est knows.

their years of travelling paid off as they reached the most stunning palace in the united kingdom of causeway point. kiddy palace, as it was known to them, rests the legendary digimon devices .

now, the knights were complete as this sole photographic evidence shows sir CREASY with sir EE-LIE-ASS together at kiddy palace, rumoured to be the place where they founded love for each other, holding up the legendary digimon devices.

they went to battle a few years afterwards where sir EE-LIE-ASS finally got his revenge on the land of feministsectbury. with the leadership of the most straight knight, sir KING-TAUF, they prevailed and ruled the digi land for many, many years.

FIN.

- sir KING-TAUF, the most straight knight in the world.